But sir, what about the youngest: Ethan?
Yeah yeah. We’ve been trying to get our hands on him. I sent a couple squad members to study him. But his grandfather keeps saying those stupid prayers over him. Because of this, our enemy, Yahweh, has sent some of His angels of the most elite status to guard Ethan’s every step. It’s a lost cause. But his friends are another story.
What do you mean sir?
You didn’t hear the latest news? You all have roamed well. I spoke to our legions of demons across the US nation. They have successfully established several strongholds on the producers and writers of “children’s” movies. These strongholds should last for several generations too. It was a 30-year project. The key? We wanted every movie to have some form of witchcraft.
You mean magic, sir?
Hahaha... yes, yes, I’ve taught you well. With the success of that mission, we’ve been able to secure a foothold in current teens and Millenials . More and more of them are venturing into mediums, psychic readings, crystals, and ouija boards. The beautiful part is...they think it’s completely harmless and a way to seek the truth! We’ve arranged modern-day witch conferences in the major cities and many are asking to even be possessed by us. Can you believe it? They’re begging for us to enter their lives through vibrations and energies. They like our power. What they don’t realize is that they’re our slaves and that we will bring death to every single area of their life.
Great job on the deceit!
Now that I’ve updated you on that news, this training session has 4 points that I want us to focus on for the next century:
1) As always, the children must never, and I mean it, never—they must NEVER know about the power of the Holy Spirit. Magic is fine but again, they should never be introduced to the Spirit’s power. And if a child just so happens to be found by Yahweh at a young age, speak lots of lies all the way into their adulthood. You must whisper to them that healings, visions, angel visitations, and prophecies are absolutely preposterous and outlandish. They cannot know the power of the Holy Spirit and the authority that they possess over us once possessing the Holy Spirit. If they do...we are done.
2) Okay, on to our next order of business... let’s keep a laser focus on killing the lives of children. Yahweh warned the sons of Abraham that we seek to “kill steal and destroy,” but many of the sons of Abraham glance over this scripture and think of it only in figurative rather than literal terms. This is perfect for our cause. They think this topic is too dark and so they go about life unaware of our antics. So without issue, we’ve been able to put more suicidal messages in the middle of children tv shows that get posted on YouTube kids' channels and even on shows streamed through Netflix. Parents are so distracted and overwhelmed with life that they don't even notice our subliminal messages. We’ve already stolen the lives of a couple of kids with these tactics, but it’s not enough. You know how much our leader, Satan, hates children. So we’ve gotta push harder to kill more .
3) Third point, bring more disease and mental sickness to this generation. Trust me, the children of Abraham will run to doctors before they even think to run to Yahweh. These sons of Abraham are wise in their own eyes. They’ve stopped praying for protection, good health, and peace of mind for themselves and for their children. They trust medicine, alarm systems, guns, and ring cameras more than Yahweh haha haha! And when many of those “Christians” get sick, they have no clue of their right to resist our attacks on their bodies and lives. They forget the authority they have over us!
But demons, we have one more order of business to address.
What’s that?
You know how we’ve stolen half the marriages of Yahweh’s children?
Yep!
We did it through miscommunications, adultery, arguments.
Let’s go down memory lane.
Remember when we sent the spirit of lust to the marriage of John and Toya, and John committed adultery and Toya opened up the door for us to fill her heart with poisonous hate, unforgiveness, and bitterness? And John became so consumed with “his needs, his wants, his desires.” Thankfully they divorced and through their dysfunctional relationship, we’ve been able to plant a stronghold in their entire family line. Their children will never view marriage positively again.
Or what about when we sent the spirit of complacency to Mary and Jordan after they’d been married for 25 years? They thought that they were “good” and so we attacked them through subtle tactics: Increased busyness, decreased intimacy, increased miscommunication and lies...the usual concoction. Before they knew it they were divorcing too.
Or my favorite, when we sent the spirit of delay to Alex and Liz? They were waiting on the promises of God but grew weary and then blamed each other when things weren’t working out. They didn’t realize that their blessings were on the way. It was Us, in the spiritual realm, delaying certain blessings from being delivered. They forgot about how Daniel’s prayers, in the Bible, strengthened the angels, Gabriel and Michael, to fight past our Prince of Persia to deliver Daniel’s answer.
Heck, what am I talking about? They didn’t forget the story! Yahweh’s children don't’ even read the Bible.
But even with all of our recent victories, we still have a problem. Too many people still love marriage and the idea of it. For whatever reason, too many are infatuated with this entire institution.
4) So here’s my last and final point. Let’s now redefine marriage. Our timing is running short before Yahweh destroys us all, so we have to be more strategic.
Marriage was the first establishment that our enemy created. But many don’t believe our enemy exists anymore, and so it’s much easier now to make marriage fluid in its definition.
We already made sure marriage doesn’t have to be only between a man and a woman. Oh, and if anyone isn’t apart of our agenda, make sure they’re seen as a bigot, hateful, and contentious. And then make sure you raise up actual bigots, hate-filled, and contentious persons.
But let’s go further. Who said marriage only had to be between two persons? Who said a person had to always stick with their chosen sexual or gender identity? Push fluidity, fluidity, FLUIDITY. Convince them to go with how they feel day to day…teach them how to quiet any shame or conviction…then subtly lie to them by telling them that God is okay with it all.
Ooooo we like the sound of this... continue continue.